high school girls; odd clothes
booty shorts and boots are wrong
please pick a season
penciled on eyebrows
your lipliner is too thick
scary chola face
Cell phone in your shirt
answering calls is awkward
much buzzing cleavage
You think you look like
Christina Aguilera
Actually, no.
Please pull up your pants
Your thong is unattractive
No bueno; butt-crack
Looking like Ke$ha
with tangled hair gets you
Christmas gift: hairbrush
when you dance like a
stripper named leggy lucy
I assume you're paid
Your chin is so huge
you should buy it insurance
For when I punch it
Your boyfriend did lie
That denim makes you look huge
Like a bloated cow
Your pants are too small
Your muffintop is awful
Please wear the right size
Saggy boobs; so nasty
Did you learn that from grandma?
Wear a bra, sandbags.
Clubbin'; low-cut dress
Did you plan your cleavage,girl?
Everyone sees it.
